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Ep:1

Scarlett:
(reading the question from a card)
“Alright, here’s one for today: ‘Is it bad that because my boyfriend never makes me finish, I sneak into the bathroom with a vibrator?’”

Jen:
(immediately leaning forward, grinning)
“First of all, sneaking? Girl, why are you sneaking? Own that!”

Odette:
(wide-eyed, clutching her mug)
“Oh my goodness. In the bathroom? That feels… impersonal. Couldn’t you at least light a candle or something?”

Scarlett:
(chuckling)
“Odette, not everyone’s bathroom time is a Hallmark movie moment.”

Jen:
(nodding at Scarlett)
“Exactly. The bathroom is like the Switzerland of pleasure—neutral, quick, no judgment. Honestly, it’s probably the most peaceful place in the house. I say good for her!”

Odette:
(frowning, shaking her head)
“But why not just… talk to him? Shouldn’t her boyfriend know what she needs? Relationships are about communication.”

Scarlett:
(nodding)
“I mean, you’re not wrong, Odette, but sometimes it’s just easier to… handle things yourself. As a mom, I’ve had to master the art of efficiency. Sometimes it’s five minutes in the bathroom with a locked door and a miracle device.”

Jen:
(laughing)
“Scarlett gets it. It’s about results, not romance.”

Odette:
(gasping, covering her mouth)
“Results? Romance is the result! Imagine if her boyfriend found out she’s sneaking off. It would crush him! He might think he’s not enough.”

Jen:
(shrugging)
“Well… he’s not enough. If he were, she wouldn’t need Plan B: Bathroom Edition.”

Scarlett:
(raising a hand, interrupting)
“Okay, okay, let’s meet in the middle here. Odette’s right—communication is key. Jen’s also right—sometimes you need to, uh, expedite the process. So how about this: Talk to the boyfriend, but don’t stop vibing in the meantime.”

Odette:
(sighing, still unconvinced)
“But what if he feels… replaced?”

Jen:
(smirking)
“Odette, it’s not replacing—it’s enhancing. Think of it like… using seasoning on a steak. You’re not saying the steak is bad, you’re just adding a little flavor, you know?”

Odette:
(hesitant, then thoughtful)
“Well… I do love a good marinade.”

Jen:
(raising her mug)
“To seasoning—and to women everywhere taking charge of their pleasure. Whether it’s in the bedroom or the bathroom.”

Odette:
(raising her mug reluctantly but smiling)
“And… to communication. Because love is about teamwork.”

Scarlett:
(raising her mug, exhausted but amused)
“And to efficiency, because no one has time for bad sex.”